Been there, touched that. We’ve all had a run-in with several different types of guys during our favorite pastime (which is dating and not dating). Out of all the types in the world, however, we have narrowed it down to three main bros that really fuck with our heads. Consider this the…

Your boyfriend just dumped you. Ha, jokes. You dumped him. (Or it was kind of mutual, but he was about to do it, but you did it first so your ego wouldn’t take a hit, but you were totally going to do it anyway after your second cousin’s wedding.) Whatevs. Now comes the worst, most awkward…

The above photo is a real-life screenshot from my Blackberry (that I happen to wish was an iPhone, but we won’t go there). “OMG, what a bitch uploading that pic to the internet!” you might think. Well look, Ms. Concerned For Other’s Feelings, I blurred out the guy’s name, and if you really are…

 For any of you who think shacking is anything less than a perfectly calculated post-romp use sesh, you’re totally missing out. Sure, you can answer your after-bar booty call around three and be out of his bed and into yours by four, but really, where’s the fun in that? Read on.

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